"It Looked Flatter on the Map" Unisex Tee
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"It Looked Flatter on the Map" Unisex Tee
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- Forest Freak
Shop worry-free — if it’s not right, we’ll fix it.
Maps can be misleading. Your legs pay the price. This tee is for hikers who laugh through the pain and keep climbing anyway.
Why You’ll Love It
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🛡️ Backed by our quality promise — if the quality isn't right, we’ll make it right
🌿 Super-soft and lightweight — perfect for all-day wear on the trail or in town
🌳 Unisex modern fit that flatters every body
✨ Printed on demand, so no excess waste (more eco-friendly!)
🌱 Made with cotton from a responsibly managed supply chain and OEKO-TEX® certified to be free from harmful substances
🔥 Pre-shrunk for durability — holds its shape adventure after adventure
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
No mass-produced piles here — we print each tee when you order, so it's as fresh as a walk in the woods. 🌲
Once your tee is ready, it ships out fast and usually arrives in 5–9 business days. We'll keep you updated every step of the way with tracking info. 🚚
Pricing:
1 item - $4.99
2+ items - $6.99
FREE SHIPPING for orders over $75.00 🎁
Sizing
Style and fit is modern and true to size. If you are not sure what size to get, measure a shirt you have that fits well to compare. Shirts are 100% cotton except for the heather colors, which are 65% cotton/35% polyester.
Care Instructions
This crewneck tee offers comfortable, stylish, everyday wear. Easy to care for, it can be machine washed with similar colors and tumble dried low or hung to dry for durability. Store folded in a cool, dry place to keep its shape and color.
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